Shelby's World

I love my President.

 

Mean, Appalling and totally Hysterical!

These videos kill me.

First of all, I have to give credit to the parents who were willing to have their child's bad behavior broadcasts on television.

At the same time, they're just kids in all their selfish little glamour.

The boy at the end of this clip cracked me up.  But then I would've busted him.

 

He also challenged parents to tell their kids that they ate all their Halloween candy.  

Osm.

Again, there's a little punk at the end of the clip with a lot of sass.

Fortunately he has a cute brother which probably keeps him from getting in trouble.

 

I'm tempted to try one of these experiments on my own children.   

Dare me?!

I could be the coolest mom ever.

if I gave Eli one of these suits for Christmas.

 

What 9 year old boy doesn't want to "Grind the Crack"?

Wait, what?!

He must have been tired!

Check out Eli on our flight home.

 

Here's what is making me laugh these days...

 

 

More brilliance from the interweb and of course, Jimmy Fallon.

If you're not young and hip

or you're young and not hip

or you're hip, but just too old, 

then you might not be familiar with this song. 

and that's just sad.

Not really.

So watch a little piece of this first video to get a taste for it.

You won't want to watch the whole thing, or if you're like me, you just CAN'T watch the whole thing.

too painful.

Just whip it.

 

Now that you understand the source you'll be able to fully appreciate this version.

The preferred version really.

 

And that is why I love Jimmy Fallon.

And why I whip my hair back and forth.

 

Dear Thing 2 and Thing 3,

Sometimes you bicker.

Sometimes you taunt each other.

Eli, you tell me that Piper "is sooooo ignoring!"  (I know that you mean "annoying" but I can't correct you at the time because I'm too busy being the referee.  Plus it's kind of funny;)

Piper, you say, "I want a new brother!" 

Well I say, "You're both exasperating me!"

But then I found this...

So you really DO love each other and you're just fighting to exasperate me.

You guys are soooo sweet!

But remember this... if you exasperate me too much, then I will show this video to all of your friends.  

Don't mess with the mommy.

I will win every time.

One word...

Booya!

 

Lonely for you.

Dear Husband,

You've been traveling a lot lately.

Husbandhood of the traveling pants.

When I go away I like to think of you at home falling apart without me.

You never do.

When you're gone I know you like to think of me whippin this place into shape.

It never happens.

I want it to.

but I'm a bit lost without you.

Single parenting is for the birds.  And Madonna.

Seriously, If I was Madonna I would so have this place in order.

I'm not like her a bit.

Well, except for my figure.

Shut up!

I've been spooning with Eli at night.

He's trying to be the outer spoon and thats just not working for me.

Things just aren't complete without you.

I'm not complete without you.

 

Nuf said.

We're easily entertained around here.

 

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