Let me explain.
We know her as Super Jen and she's a pretty big deal to us.
She's always been more than a baby sitter; she's family.
See the resemblance!
I trust her with my own children more than anyone else.
She's been with us for a long time.
Since I'm kind of morbid and freaky, I've always thought that if I died early then I'd like her to step in and take my place.
So I've encouraged her and Eric to spark a romance to be rekindled at a later date.
See what a cute couple they'd make?!
They don't let me talk about that anymore; they think it's creepy.
I just call it good planning.
I'd actually prefer her to be my wife instead.
When Eric leaves town she swoops in and co-parents and brings me Thai food.
That is just good for everybody!
Now she lives part of the year at Malibu surrounded by this...
So it's not like we feel sorry for her, we just feel sorry for ourselves.
We hope to go back and hang out with her in the trees again.
If she let's us.
She's practically a Canadian Mountie now.
I've also considered stuffing Piper and Sam into some teenagers duffle bag and sending them across the border.
They've had a hard time adjusting to life without her. They're tight.
Regardless, we'll see her stateside when she comes back to her real job; being Super everything to us.
Meanwhile I'm going to eat Thai food on her behalf.
